Sunday, December 2, 2012

Chocolate Orgasm...




 "i went to have a jog... and ended up stuffing 3 chocolate bars down my throat..."

for some weird reason... when i went for my usual sunset jog today...i had this rush of hormones surge through me... (like how a menopausal woman experiences a hot flash)... i on the other hand... experienced a "hot" flash on a whole nother level...

i was just suddenly so aggressively HORNY... i don't mean just the "hardenss" in my pants... i mean horny like... deep deep DeEp DOWN! ...

well i tried to "walk" it off... (that didn't help)

then i tried to "jog" it off...(well that kinda made it worse!)

and so there was nothing left to do but to find a secluded place and...

 "wank" it off... (ahhh)

but after that... there was still an "itch" that wasn't quite fully scratched yet... (i know this may sound a little graphic...) but ... i kinda felt like... i needed to put... "something" in my mouth...

and so i made my way to the nearest grocery store and scavenged  through the junk food section and ended up getting 2 twix bars and a JUMBO caldbury honeycomb crunchie and totally ENGULFED IT AT FIRST  BITE!!!

i literally "moaned" and "groaned" my way through all 3 chocolate bars as my eyes rolled back in a serotonin chocolate rush... this was a dead serious craving that only one thing could possibly have really truly satisfied... (XXX?)

and so... i just had to go for the next best thing... which was to have a full blown...

C H O C O L @ T E ~ O R G @ S M ! ! !

:-)

2 comments:

fantus said...

Vary nasty nolic! Lol

N!LoC said...

Why tank yue funtas! (Still making typo errors I see lol)

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