Friday, September 23, 2011

Tweety Bird...



i was at a food court the other day in the mall.. sitting by my lonely self.. just taking my own sweet time finishing my meal and doing the usual rounds of day dreaming... and i picked a seat at the furthest spot in the corner waaaay back...

there was a little tweety bird that was unfortunately stuck flying about there trying to find a way out from the mall... that didn't phase me at all.. i tot that birdie brought a nice "nature" ambience to the food court...

and just as things always go in my life.... out of allllll the people that it could have flown over...it had to swing by MY! corner and make a round... just to drop some POOP on me!

i wanted to just stand up and look up into the heavenly skies and scream "WHY!!!!!"
seriously ...why ? ... why me?.... why does it always rain on me?? (in this case.... POOP!!)

i've had many instances where there was a cartoonish cloud of rain that was just only following me around ... just to pour on me.... i recall specifically... when i was going through my crazy CLUBBING days...(i used to party like paris hilton... because it was just sooooou hawt)

i was at this club.. the crowd was starting to fill the dance floor...and i dragged my gal friend to one of the podiums to do a little "bump and grind" ...i was having fun.. oh baby baby... then suddenly someone tapped my shoulder...

it was the bouncer... and he had this to say to me......

"ladies only"

(insert gasp!!!)

and i was escorted back to the ground with my tail tucked between my legs.. and my humiliated party mood shot dead... (f.y.i this happened at the center of the dance floor where everyone.. even the 2nd floor balconies saw the entire thing!)

and that little tweety bird that just pooped on me... just made me have a flashback of that whole drama...

isn't getting pooped on by a flying bird bad luck???..(sob sob)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

BaBaY ....Actually getting pooped on by a bird is good luck in fact it is supposed to be very good luck.

N!LoC said...

@ Mr.Anonymous

i'd rather shatter a mirror than to get pooped on..

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